stfuconservatives: maritsa-met: hufflepug: underratedwoman: atheistoverdose: Apparently an extra fish stick completely verifies the existence of god (fb)follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr OMG YOUS GUYS! Last week, I HAD AN EXTRA FISH FILLET IN MY BOX!!! God is trying to reach out to me and show me that he is rill! PRAISE JEEBUS! THESE FISHSTICKS GO TO ELEVEN Last time I got onion rings at burger king, there were a couple of French fries in the container. Ergo god put them there. I went to McDonald’s a couple weeks ago and I ordered the cheeseburger Happy Meal (because I wanted the Green Lantern toy… #GL:TAS fangirl) and when I opened it, they’d also put a six-piece Mcnugget in there. But I think it had a lot more to do with the cashier winking at me than God doubling my order. -Jess

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Apparently an extra fish stick completely verifies the existence of god (fb)

OMG YOUS GUYS! Last week, I HAD AN EXTRA FISH FILLET IN MY BOX!!! God is trying to reach out to me and show me that he is rill! PRAISE JEEBUS!

THESE FISHSTICKS GO TO ELEVEN

Last time I got onion rings at burger king, there were a couple of French fries in the container. Ergo god put them there.

I went to McDonald’s a couple weeks ago and I ordered the cheeseburger Happy Meal (because I wanted the Green Lantern toy… #GL:TAS fangirl) and when I opened it, they’d also put a six-piece Mcnugget in there. But I think it had a lot more to do with the cashier winking at me than God doubling my order.

-Jess

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