1. stfuconservatives:

maritsa-met:

hufflepug:

underratedwoman:

atheistoverdose:

Apparently an extra fish stick completely verifies the existence of god (fb)follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

OMG YOUS GUYS! Last week, I HAD AN EXTRA FISH FILLET IN MY BOX!!! God is trying to reach out to me and show me that he is rill! PRAISE JEEBUS!

THESE FISHSTICKS GO TO ELEVEN

Last time I got onion rings at burger king, there were a couple of French fries in the container. Ergo god put them there.

I went to McDonald’s a couple weeks ago and I ordered the cheeseburger Happy Meal (because I wanted the Green Lantern toy… #GL:TAS fangirl) and when I opened it, they’d also put a six-piece Mcnugget in there. But I think it had a lot more to do with the cashier winking at me than God doubling my order.
-Jess

    stfuconservatives:

    maritsa-met:

    hufflepug:

    underratedwoman:

    atheistoverdose:

    Apparently an extra fish stick completely verifies the existence of god (fb)

    OMG YOUS GUYS! Last week, I HAD AN EXTRA FISH FILLET IN MY BOX!!! God is trying to reach out to me and show me that he is rill! PRAISE JEEBUS!

    THESE FISHSTICKS GO TO ELEVEN

    Last time I got onion rings at burger king, there were a couple of French fries in the container. Ergo god put them there.

    I went to McDonald’s a couple weeks ago and I ordered the cheeseburger Happy Meal (because I wanted the Green Lantern toy… #GL:TAS fangirl) and when I opened it, they’d also put a six-piece Mcnugget in there. But I think it had a lot more to do with the cashier winking at me than God doubling my order.

    -Jess

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    I don’t know man Don’t get me wrong I’d be pretty fucking elated over extra fish sticks because I love food but I’m just...
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    I love fishsticks and fish fillets. I dunno if it’d elate me enough to praise a deity on high but I would be very happy...
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    wow these people are boring I, on the other hand, wish that something like an extra fish stick could extract that much...
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    One night during sex I called out to our heavenly father and he blessed my girlfriend with two orgasms
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